sometimes, all you need is a billion dollars - zip money bag - Pretty Clever Words
sometimes, all you need is a billion dollars - zip money bag - Pretty Clever Words
sometimes, all you need is a billion dollars - zip money bag - Pretty Clever Words

sometimes, all you need is a billion dollars - zip money bag

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sometimes...all you need is a billion dollars..

and you will want to send your message while carrying your random useful things in this rustic canvas zip bag, designed for snarky-on-the-go.

handcrafted, hand-sewn, and measuring either 10 inches wide and 9 inches high (Large) OR 8 inches wide and 6 inches high (Small) - you can corral your smartphone, ID, credit cards and cash - or just dump in your wallet (along with beauty essentials!) for the dash out the door.

meant to be used on its own or tucked into a tote, casual with jeans or very surprising when going dressy, it will travel from day to night.

each scrappy zippered bag has a metal zipper and easy pull, and - as with all pretty clever products - has a funny, sarcastic or meaningful quote.

NOTES: this is made to order - creation and shipping time is 4-5 days.

Create your own custom zip bag at this link!

sarcasm is how we hug!

Most Pretty Clever items are made on demand. Creation and turnaround time for all items is usually 2-5 days, and your item will ship upon completion. If you have a specific date by which you need your item, please message us first, to make sure we can meet it.

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all orders with a total of $75+ will automatically ship free at economy rates, which is usually 5-7 days. You can choose a paid shipping option if you need it faster.

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