$ 18.00

sarcasm...because murder is expensive - zip money bag

Pretty Clever Words

$ 18.00
Regular price $ 18.00

sarcasm...because murder charges are expensive.. truth.

and you will want to send your message while carrying your random useful things in this rustic canvas zip bag, designed for snarky-on-the-go.

handcrafted, hand-sewn, and measuring either 10 inches wide and 9 inches high (Large) OR 8 inches wide and 6 inches high (Small) - you can corral your smartphone, ID, credit cards and cash - or just dump in your wallet (along with beauty essentials!) for the dash out the door.

meant to be used on its own or tucked into a tote, casual with jeans or very surprising when going dressy, it will travel from day to night.

each scrappy zippered bag has a metal zipper and easy pull, and - as with all pretty clever products - has a funny, sarcastic or meaningful quote.

NOTES: this is made to order - creation and shipping time is 4-5 days. this can also be made as a TOTE BAG - see options in the drop-down selection menu!

if you see a favorite quote on another pretty clever product, or you have your own - contact me for a CUSTOM bag.


sarcasm is how we hug!

sarcasm...because murder charges are expensive.. truth.

and you will want to send your message while carrying your random useful things in this rustic canvas zip bag, designed for snarky-on-the-go.

handcrafted, hand-sewn, and measuring either 10 inches wide and 9 inches high (Large) OR 8 inches wide and 6 inches high (Small) - you can corral your smartphone, ID, credit cards and cash - or just dump in your wallet (along with beauty essentials!) for the dash out the door.

meant to be used on its own or tucked into a tote, casual with jeans or very surprising when going dressy, it will travel from day to night.

each scrappy zippered bag has a metal zipper and easy pull, and - as with all pretty clever products - has a funny, sarcastic or meaningful quote.

NOTES: this is made to order - creation and shipping time is 4-5 days. this can also be made as a TOTE BAG - see options in the drop-down selection menu!

if you see a favorite quote on another pretty clever product, or you have your own - contact me for a CUSTOM bag.


sarcasm is how we hug!

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Stylish masks

a little bit of a wait probably due to holiday deliveries .
Exactly what I ordered. So happy with quality and colors.

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L.V.
Amazing!

Love these custom masks! Well made, protective, and excellent personalized service to boot. What more can you ask for?

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K.N.
Blue Purple Batik face mask

I purchased the mask for my teenage daughter. She likes the color and print and says it is comfortable. Happy to support a local business that makes a high quality product!

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Masks

Hoping there will be tie masks with Christmas theme! My Down Syndrome daughter so loves these...great, since she wears glasses, and has hearing aids!

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K.N.
Fresh Blues face mask

I purchased this mask for my pre-teen daughter. She likes the color and pattern, and has reported that the mask is comfortable to wear. It can be hard to please this age group, so I'm glad to find a mask she likes and support local at the same time!