i wish i were a unicorn - tote bag
i wish i were a unicorn - tote bag
i wish i were a unicorn - tote bag
i wish i were a unicorn - tote bag
i wish i were a unicorn - tote bag
i wish i were a unicorn - tote bag
i wish i were a unicorn - tote bag

i wish i were a unicorn - tote bag

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...i wish i were a unicorn..so i could stab idiots with my head....

..say it with a sort of non-motivational inspiration - we are passionate about the power of humor!  perfect for the lover of witty words, these totes are handy, helpful for the environment and... fun! 

Made in a Certified B corporation - fair labor and fair wage guaranteed - each tote is made of sturdy canvas and hand-printed, either by silkscreening or heat transfer processes. 

Three tote options available:

Small Tote Bag - $17   16 in. W x 15.5 in. H, with a 3 inch gusset.                      Ultra lightweight, recycled cotton tote with cotton handles                        

Large Tote Bag - $20  19 in. W x 15.5 in. H, with a full 7.5 inch gusset.          Recycled cotton and very sturdy but not bulky, holds a full grocery bag!  Cotton web handle.

Large Tote Bag with inside pocket - $22   13.5 in W x 15.5 in. H with a 5.5 inch gusset.  Recycled cotton canvas with extra-wide cotton handles, and a large inside pocket to carry wallet and cellphone.

P.S. would you like a custom tote? order it here...

most items are made on demand. creation and turnaround time for all items is usually 2-4 days, and your item will ship upon completion. If you have a specific date by which you need your item, please message us first, to make sure we can meet it.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
Leah Adeniji
Awesome Experience ✨

As a wordsmith and quote lover, I instantly became a fan of Pretty Clever Quotes. From humor to meaning, there were endless options to choose from! Moreover, I truly enjoyed connecting with Laura, the owner, and she even customized something for me❣️

Thank you, Laura

Leah ❤️

Custom Canvas Bag

I love the custom canvas bag I purchased! It’s a gift and it turned out better than expected!

Samantha S
Funny & functional!


Samantha S
Love love love

Fabulous and funny!

Kay Nellis
super sexy bookworm

This bag will be perfect for my daughter-in-law! She and her family are very avid readers. The quality is outstanding!

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