better know how to swim - humorous tea, bar and kitchen towel LG

better know how to swim - humorous tea, bar and kitchen towel LG

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If you're going to test my waters - you'd really better know how to swim!

And although these are a bit too small for swimming, you can mop up the spills and sarcasm with our high-quality, linen cotton blend towels. These time-honored kitchen, bar and hosting essentials are perfect for more than just everyday cleaning - they make great gifts too!

 Order any two towels from our collection and get a third towel at 50% off - discount applied automatically in your cart. Whether your kids are finally moving out, dad's got a new grill, or grandma's kind of sarcastic, we've got the perfect towel for every occasion. Plus, if you'd like to create your own towel, select here to customize!

Made from 100% cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 x 36 inches in size. And while they're lint-free, they're certainly not humor-free - our towels are full of fun! Just be sure to care for them properly by washing and drying them as normal, with low heat on the dryer and ironing on the back side (if desired) to avoid damaging the vinyl used for the design.

  • *Designed to be hung vertically
  • *Measures a full 24x36 when unfolded
  • *Lint-free, absorbent, 100% cotton blend

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Cute gifts from a darling business

I found some of these towels in a cute shop in Durham. I contacted the business owner to get a few more for gifts...she was wonderful to work with, and I got my order quickly. It was awesome to find my sense of humor printed on the gifts :) I will be back when I need some more!