the kids are still alive - humorous bar, tea and kitchen towel LG
the kids are still alive - humorous bar, tea and kitchen towel LG
the kids are still alive - humorous bar, tea and kitchen towel LG
the kids are still alive - humorous bar, tea and kitchen towel LG

the kids are still alive - humorous bar, tea and kitchen towel LG

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..the kids are still alive...THAT is what I did all day..'s how we hug and get through cleaning.

Kitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!

Order any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - discount applied automatically in your cart!

Made from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 x 36 inches in size and ALSO available in a wider, shorter version, able to be folded with the words displayed. See photos for size difference.

Although they're lint-free, they are full of fun!

If you'd like to create your own towel, select here to customize!

Care Tips: 

  • Kitchen and bar towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. 
  • If you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.
  • Wash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton!

If you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.

Most Pretty Clever items are made on demand. Creation and turnaround time for all items is usually 2-5 days, and your item will ship upon completion. If you have a specific date by which you need your item, please message us first, to make sure we can meet it.

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all orders with a total of $75+ will automatically ship free at economy rates, which is usually 5-7 days. You can choose a paid shipping option if you need it faster.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Welcome to the SHOW

The tea towels always make great hostess gifts along with a favorite libation or this time of year they make great stocking stuffers :0)

Heather Mccollum
So Clever

Love my tea towels. They are gifts for some book lovers. High quality and quickly made. So pleasant to work with.

Margaret Dillon
Pretty Clever Words Delivers!

Quality fabric, quality design, quality prompt delivery, quality products- every, single, time! And- I love the design your own feature- have used it for bridal showers, baby showers and hostess gifts- wrap your bottle of wine in this!

Maureen Geglio

The thought was scary until I realized parts of it were not so bad.

Maureen Geglio

yeah, i'm pretty busy - humorous kitchen bar towel