I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right - grey candle

Regular price$ 25.00
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get lit and get ready to list your points because..

I'm not arguing...I'm explaining why I'm right

this candle is INFUSED with the highest REGARD for for science and facts

it's ACTUALLY scented with an exasperated blend of bold florals, warm amber and musky woods..

100% All Natural Soy Wax

  • 100% Lead Free, 3 - Cotton Wicks
  • Essential and Fragrance Oil Infused
  • Vegan, Cruelty Free
  • 14.5 oz - jar measures 3.5 inches high and 4 inches in diameter
  • Comes with a hammered silver lid
  • 45 hour burn time
  • citrus top notes with abundant botanicals and an exotic wood base full of mystery

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Julie Steele
Aromatherapy and humor at its best

I love my candle. It made me laugh so I bought it. It smells so wonderful I walk by for a sniff even when it's unlit on its cotton wick. Bliss.

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