don't take orders - humorous tea kitchen towel

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..i'm sorry. i don't take orders. i barely take suggestions...'s how we hug and get through cleaning.

Tea or kitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!

Made from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 28 in x 29 in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun! 

If you'd like to create your own towel, select here to customize!

Care Tips: 

  • Kitchen towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. 
  • If you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.
  • Wash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton!

If you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.

most items are made on demand. creation and turnaround time for all items is usually 2-4 days, and your item will ship upon completion. If you have a specific date by which you need your item, please message us first, to make sure we can meet it.

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all orders with a total of $50+ will automatically ship free at economy rates, which is usually 5-7 days. You can choose a paid shipping option if you need it faster.

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yeah, i'm pretty busy - humorous kitchen bar towel

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