...i wish i was a unicorn, so i could stab idiots with my head...
if we have to sweat, might as well sweat sarcasm!
available in SIX styles and up to SIX sizes...just pick your size and style via the drop down menu.
made of cotton/polyester/rayon blends, these shirts have a relaxed, drapy fit that skims without clinging. *See final photo for SIZE CHART.
- all women's and men's short-sleeve shirts are lightweight but not flimsy, soft and comfortable and a bit fitted, in cotton/poly/rayon blends
- long-sleeve woman's shirt is true to size through the chest, slouchy, stretchy and comfortable everywhere else.
- unisex tank is bball shooter style, larger and looser in fit, with heavier weight fabric.
and the color is always black slub or a dark grey/black/charcoal with subtle streaks of white, or dark grey charcoal as shown, unless otherwise noted.
all messages are handprinted with heat transfer products.
CUSTOMIZE your shirt with your words, your style, and your size!