....i run on coffee, chaos and cursing....

..for your makeup, your money or your money for your makeup or just to send a message..!

handcrafted, hand-sewn, and available in four versions:

10 inches wide and 9 inches high (Large) - comes in a lined or unlined version. Lined bags will have a sturdy cotton fabric lining of bright fabric! Lining shown in photo is an example - lining colors and patterns will vary.

8 inches wide and 6 inches high (Small) - also comes in lined or unlined version..

CHOOSE your version from the drop-down menu...EACH scrappy zippered bag has a metal zipper and easy pull, and - as with all pretty clever products - has a funny, sarcastic or meaningful quote.

NOTES: this is made to order - creation and shipping time is 4-5 days. fabric lining and zipper color will vary!

if you want your own city on a zip bag, or you have your own quote or words - contact me for a CUSTOM bag with this link.

sarcasm is how we hug!