...look - women are told that we can catch more flies with honey...but i can catch plenty with your hollowed out carcass, so this can go EITHER WAY....

..say it with a sort of non-motivational inspiration - we are passionate about the power of humor!  perfect for the lover of witty words, these totes are handy, helpful for the environment and... fun! 

Made in a Certified B corporation - fair labor and fair wage guaranteed - each tote is made of sturdy canvas and hand-printed, either by silkscreening or heat transfer processes. 

Large Tote Bag with inside pocket - $22   13.5 in W x 15.5 in. H with a 5.5 inch gusset.  Recycled cotton canvas with extra-wide cotton handles, and a large inside pocket to carry wallet and cellphone.

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