straight outta patience - zip money makeup bag
straight outta patience - zip money makeup bag
straight outta patience - zip money makeup bag
straight outta patience - zip money makeup bag

straight outta patience - zip money makeup bag

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...straight outta patience..

..for your makeup, your toothpaste, your money, your cords and plugs, your pens or supplies....or just to send a message! 

handcrafted, hand-sewn, and available in two sizes: 10 inches wide and 9 inches high (Large) or 8 inches wide and 6 inches high (Small) 

All bags have a sturdy cotton fabric lining of bright fabric!

Zipper and Lining shown in photo is an example - zipper, lining colors and patterns will vary.

CHOOSE your size from the drop-down menu...EACH scrappy zippered bag has a metal zipper and easy pull, and - as with all pretty clever products - has a funny, sarcastic or meaningful quote.

NOTES: this is made to order - creation and shipping time is 4-5 days. fabric lining and zipper color will vary! if you have your own quote or words - contact me for a CUSTOM bag with this link. sarcasm is how we hug!

Most Pretty Clever items are made on demand. Creation and turnaround time for all items is usually 2-5 days, and your item will ship upon completion. If you have a specific date by which you need your item, please message us first, to make sure we can meet it.

the checkout page will have all shipping options available for you, including expedited shipping.

all orders with a total of $75+ will automatically ship free at economy rates, which is usually 5-7 days. You can choose a paid shipping option if you need it faster.

see 'store policies' in the home page menu for return and refund info.

PLEASE NOTE: We cannot accept returns on candles. If you have purchased one of our candles and have an issue, please message us directly for resolution. Thank you!

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Angela Hughes
Focus

I love how this bag reminds the owner to look for the special in the ordinary.

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Eileen Quinones
Perfect Xmas gifts

All the articles I ordered are great! It’s not only the creativity, most importantly the quality of the materials and craftsmanship. Great! Buy with confidence and support this small business. You won’t be disappointed.

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LINDA JENKINS
In My defense

These Canvas bags are so well made and the clever sayings make them wonderful for gift giving no matter the occasion.

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Leah Adeniji
Awesome Experience ✨

As a wordsmith and quote lover, I instantly became a fan of Pretty Clever Quotes. From humor to meaning, there were endless options to choose from! Moreover, I enjoyed connecting with Laura, the owner who is just lovely. She even customized something for me 🥰

Thank you, Laura❣️

Leah ❤️

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Leah Adeniji
Awesome Experience ✨

As a wordsmith and quote lover, I instantly became a fan of Pretty Clever Quotes. From humor to meaning, there were endless options to choose from! Moreover, I truly enjoyed connecting with Laura, the owner, and she even customized something for me❣️

Thank you, Laura

Leah ❤️