...friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans...

 ..for your makeup, your money or your money for your makeup or all your stuff!

handcrafted, hand-sewn, and measuring either 10 inches wide and 9 inches high (Large) OR 8 inches wide and 6 inches high (Small) - you can corral your mascara, makeup smartphone, ID, credit cards and cash - or just dump in your wallet (along with the beauty essentials!) for the dash out the door.  ALSO available in a large or small handled tote! simply choose your option from the drop-down menu!

meant to be used on its own or tucked into a tote, casual with jeans or very surprising when going dressy, it will travel from day to night.

each scrappy zippered bag has a metal zipper and easy pull, and - as with all pretty clever products - has a funny, sarcastic or meaningful quote.

NOTES: this is made to order - creation and shipping time is 4-5 days. 
if you see a favorite quote on another pretty clever product, or you have your own - contact me for a CUSTOM bag.

sarcasm is how we hug!