...look - women are told that we can catch more flies with honey...but i can catch plenty with your hollowed out carcass, so this can go EITHER WAY....
..say it with a sort of non-motivational inspiration - we are passionate about the power of humor! perfect for the lover of witty words, these totes are handy, helpful for the environment and... fun!
Made in a Certified B corporation - fair labor and fair wage guaranteed - each tote is made of sturdy canvas and hand-printed, either by silkscreening or heat transfer processes.
Three tote options available:
Small Tote Bag - $17 16 in. W x 15.5 in. H, with a 3 inch gusset. Ultra lightweight, recycled cotton tote with cotton handles
Large Tote Bag - $20 19 in. W x 15.5 in. H, with a full 7.5 inch gusset. Recycled cotton and very sturdy but not bulky, holds a full grocery bag! Cotton web handle.
Large Tote Bag with inside pocket - $22 13.5 in W x 15.5 in. H with a 5.5 inch gusset. Recycled cotton canvas with extra-wide cotton handles, and a large inside pocket to carry wallet and cellphone.
P.S. would you like a custom tote? order it here...