{"title":"Guest Towels","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2\" data-end=\"49\"\u003eFor kitchens, bars, and people with opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"187\"\u003eThese towels are built for spills, bad decisions, decent cocktails, and the kind of comments that tend to become recurring jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"246\"\u003eEqual parts functional and unnecessary commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eGive one to your favorite host, keep one for yourself, or pretend you’re buying them responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"359\" data-end=\"393\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eBuy 3 towels, get the 4th 50% off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sweep-the-room-humorous-tea-kitchen-towel","title":"sweep the room - humorous tea kitchen towel LG","description":"\u003cp\u003emy idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOrder any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - \u003cstrong\u003ediscount applied automatically in your cart!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 x 36 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like to create your own towel,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prettycleverwords.com\/collections\/tea-and-kitchen-towels\/products\/a-custom-tea-towel-tea-kitchen-towel\"\u003eselect here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto customize!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Tips: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBar and kitchen towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Clever Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36147645546654,"sku":"KT28Q-49","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/0208\/products\/sweeptheroom.png?v=1673624398"},{"product_id":"science-fiction-recipes-humorous-bar-kitchen-towel","title":"science fiction recipes - humorous tea kitchen towel LG","description":"\u003cp\u003ei read recipes the same way i read science fiction... i get to the end and think, \"Well, \u003cstrong\u003ethat's\u003c\/strong\u003e not going to happen...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBar and kitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOrder any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - \u003cstrong\u003ediscount applied automatically in your cart!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 x 36 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like to create your own towel, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prettycleverwords.com\/collections\/tea-and-kitchen-towels\/products\/a-custom-tea-towel-tea-kitchen-towel\"\u003eselect here\u003c\/a\u003e to customize!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Tips: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBar and kitchen towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Clever Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36148941455518,"sku":"KT28Q-42","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/0208\/products\/sciencefiction.png?v=1673624436"},{"product_id":"my-house-is-a-museum-humorous-tea-kitchen-towel","title":"my house is a museum - humorous tea bar kitchen towel LG","description":"\u003cp\u003emy house isn't dirty. i like keeping everything on \u003cem\u003edisplay...like a museum...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOrder any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - \u003cstrong\u003ediscount applied automatically in your cart!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 x 36 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like to create your own towel,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prettycleverwords.com\/collections\/tea-and-kitchen-towels\/products\/a-custom-tea-towel-tea-kitchen-towel\"\u003eselect here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto customize!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Tips: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBar and kitchen towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Clever Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36149003714718,"sku":"KT28Q-33","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/0208\/products\/museum.png?v=1673624490"},{"product_id":"housekeeping-is-a-struggle-humorous-tea-kitchen-towel","title":"housekeeping is a struggle - humorous tea bar and kitchen towel LG","description":"\u003cp\u003emy housekeeping style is best described as “there appears to have been a struggle..”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOrder any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - \u003cstrong\u003ediscount applied automatically in your cart!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 x 36 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like to create your own towel,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prettycleverwords.com\/collections\/tea-and-kitchen-towels\/products\/a-custom-tea-towel-tea-kitchen-towel\"\u003eselect here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto customize!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Tips: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen and bar towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Clever Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36197142036638,"sku":"KT28Q-29","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/0208\/products\/housekeepingstrugglephoto.png?v=1673624524"},{"product_id":"dusted-once-not-falling-for-that-again-humorous-bar-kitchen-towel","title":"dusted once, not falling for that again - humorous bar kitchen towel LG","description":"\u003cp\u003eI dusted once... not falling for that again.. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOrder any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - \u003cstrong\u003ediscount applied automatically in your cart!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 x 36 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like to create your own towel,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prettycleverwords.com\/collections\/tea-and-kitchen-towels\/products\/a-custom-tea-towel-tea-kitchen-towel\"\u003eselect here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto customize!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Tips: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBar or kitchen towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Clever Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36197252038814,"sku":"KT28Q-19","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/0208\/products\/dusted.png?v=1673624803"},{"product_id":"runs-with-scissors-humorous-bar-kitchen-towel","title":"runs with scissors- humorous tea kitchen towel LG","description":"\u003cp\u003eruns with scissors.. perfect gift for THAT friend!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOrder any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - \u003cstrong\u003ediscount applied automatically in your cart!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 in x 36 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like to create your own towel,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prettycleverwords.com\/collections\/tea-and-kitchen-towels\/products\/a-custom-tea-towel-tea-kitchen-towel\"\u003eselect here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto customize!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Tips: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen and bar towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Clever Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36197317902494,"sku":"KT28Q-43","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/0208\/products\/phototowelrunswithscissors1.jpg?v=1615914393"},{"product_id":"family-motto-humorous-bar-kitchen-towel-lg","title":"family motto - humorous tea, bar and kitchen towel LG","description":"\u003cp\u003e“well, THAT escalated quickly..” is our family motto. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOrder any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - \u003cstrong\u003ediscount applied automatically in your cart!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 24 x 36 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like to create your own towel,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.prettycleverwords.com\/collections\/tea-and-kitchen-towels\/products\/a-custom-tea-towel-tea-kitchen-towel\"\u003eselect here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto customize!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Tips: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen and bar towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash and dry as normal. 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