$ 24.00

i wish i were a unicorn - tank shirt

Pretty Clever Words

$ 24.00
Regular price $ 24.00

...i wish i were a unicorn.. so i could stab idiots with my head...

    if we have to sweat, might as well sweat sarcasm!

    made of cotton/polyester/rayon blends, these shirts have a relaxed, draped fit that skims without clinging. 

    • Scoop Neck Tank is a loose fit with a hi-low hem in the softest 50/50 poly/cotton blend made of material grown in the US.. with a tonal seam down the back for texture, this runs a bit large, can size down for a more fitted look
    • Sporty Slub Tank is 100% cotton weathered slub in a flirty neckline (front and back) with skinny straps to show off those arms! It is a classic fitted style and true to size, should size up for a looser fit
    • Flowy Racerback Tank is a triblend of poly/cotton/viscose with a relaxed, drapey fit, merrowed hem and side seams, runs true to size

    the color is always black slub or a dark grey/black/charcoal with subtle streaks of white, or dark grey charcoal as shown, unless otherwise noted.  

    all messages are handprinted with heat transfer products, and generally have a turnaround time of 3-5 days from order to ship date.

    Looking for a custom shirtCreate your CUSTOM TANK hereyour CUSTOM TEE here, and your MEN'S / UNISEX TEE  here!

    ...i wish i were a unicorn.. so i could stab idiots with my head...

      if we have to sweat, might as well sweat sarcasm!

      made of cotton/polyester/rayon blends, these shirts have a relaxed, draped fit that skims without clinging. 

      • Scoop Neck Tank is a loose fit with a hi-low hem in the softest 50/50 poly/cotton blend made of material grown in the US.. with a tonal seam down the back for texture, this runs a bit large, can size down for a more fitted look
      • Sporty Slub Tank is 100% cotton weathered slub in a flirty neckline (front and back) with skinny straps to show off those arms! It is a classic fitted style and true to size, should size up for a looser fit
      • Flowy Racerback Tank is a triblend of poly/cotton/viscose with a relaxed, drapey fit, merrowed hem and side seams, runs true to size

      the color is always black slub or a dark grey/black/charcoal with subtle streaks of white, or dark grey charcoal as shown, unless otherwise noted.  

      all messages are handprinted with heat transfer products, and generally have a turnaround time of 3-5 days from order to ship date.

      Looking for a custom shirtCreate your CUSTOM TANK hereyour CUSTOM TEE here, and your MEN'S / UNISEX TEE  here!

      Customer Reviews

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      J.S.
      Love this sweatshirt!

      Comfy and a positive message:)

      S
      S.

      I won't quit but I will complain - tank sample

      T
      T.M.
      Super Speedy

      Awesome response during busy holiday season. Custom shirt done in record time...and local pickup to avoid shipping! Excellent service

      P
      P.
      ~5 STARS~

      Love my sweatshirt. I wear all the time! Super fast delivery too. Will definitely buy again. Thank you!

      M
      M.S.

      You guys NEVER disappoint! Awesome!